May 2013
finepieceofcas:
shavingryansprivates:
striderstesticle:
shavingryansprivates:
crying is manly as shit
crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.
told u
amoying:
oh baby you’re so hot, like 110 degrees, we should probably call a doctor…
dieceased:
remember that one time you called your teacher mom
orgygami:
when theres a long intro before a music video
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
heytherebiebs:
oMFG MY TEARS I CANT DEAL
CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING
saddumbgirl:
idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you
couturierer:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
infauna:
please,
refrain from making your sentences
look as though they’re poetry.
all they are
is illogically spaced sentences
that make you look
like a huge
wanker
vvierd:
vvierd:
do you ever look in a mirror and think why.…
am i so perfect
kenfucky:
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
getoffmybloghoe:
dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by
hitlervevo:
hitlervevo:
today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead
NO NO NO I MEANT IF YOU’RE DEAF OMFG
pizza:
rockandkrull:
pizza:
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
